Meme pijo

Sí, ya se que dije que hoy seguía con los posts sobre sexo, pero ayer estaba cansado y tenía el Hombres de Armas de Pterry a medias. Y lo primero es lo primero, señores y caballeras. Así que, con su permiso, salgo del paso con este meme que tuvo a bien (me las pagarás, malandrín!) enviarme maese Jamfris

Las reglas son sencillas:
Que marques lo que sea verdad, y si tienes más de cuarenta x, es que estás apocholado sin remedio y alguien debería acabar con tu miseria.

Comenzamos para bingo:

You own…

(x) your own cell phone
( ) a tv in your bedroom
( ) an iPod
( ) a photo printer
( ) your own phone line
( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(x) high-speed internet access
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
( ) dvd player in bedroom (our TV has a built-in one)
( ) at least a hundred DVDs
(x) a childfree bathroom
( ) your own in-house office
( ) a pool
( ) a guest house
( ) a game room
(x) a queen-size bed
( ) a stocked bar
( ) a working dishwasher
( ) an icemaker - entiendo que el congelador de la nevera no cuenta…
( ) a working washer and dryer
( ) at least ten things from a designer store
( ) expensive sunglasses
(x) framed authentic art (not lithographs) - la fotografía es un arte, verdad? Entonces, sí.
( ) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
(x) a multi-speed bike
(x) a gym membership
( ) large exercise equipment at home
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
( ) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
( ) your own pair of skis
( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
(x) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
( ) wealthy family members
( ) two or more family cars
( ) a walk-in closet or pantry
( ) a yard
( ) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
( ) good credit
( ) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
( ) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
( ) more than two credit cards bearing your name
(x) a stock portfolio
( ) a passport
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
(x) private medical insurance
(x) a college degree, but no student loans

Do you:

( ) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
( ) go on weekend mini-vacations
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
( ) wear perfume or cologne Chanson d’Eau
( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
( ) have a job but don’t need the money
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner

Are you:

( ) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
( ) baffled/surprised when you don’t get your way

Have you:

( ) been on a cruise
(x) traveled out of the country
(x) met a celebrity
( ) been to the Caribbean
(x) been to Europe/America
( ) been to Hawaii
( ) been to New York
( ) eaten at the Space Needle in Seattle
( ) been to the Mall of America
( ) been to the Eiffel Tower in Paris
( ) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
( ) moved more than three times because you wanted to
( ) dined with local political figures
( ) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast

Did you:

( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
(x) take riding or swimming lessons as a child
(x) attend private school - P3 y P4, pero fui a una privada, sí…
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you

Uno de los memes más bobochorras que he hecho... Para empezar, como el propio Jam dice, es muy usacentrado. Pero es que además muchas de las respuestas salen necesariamente falseadas. Porque o bien son "posesiones familiares" sobre las que no tienes arte ni parte (la segunda residencia, la cama grande, el baño sin niños...), o bien simplemente te han caído encima (la conexión a banda ancha o el seguro médico son cosa de la empresa de mi padre, y yo estoy como beneficiario de rebote). Mal, mal mal... Jam, para la próxima sube el nivel.

A todo esto, 16 cruces. Fuera de peligro, pues. Aunque lo de que alguien acabara con mis penas no suena del todo mal. Esnif.

Se lo paso a milady Urui, milady Norda, maese Tornado, maese Kraken y maese Zapatilla. Ea.

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